Bobby Fishscale's Scales Ain't Got No Clutch
This here's a yarn 'bout Bobby Fishscale, see? He was a slippery individual, always makin' moves. But he had one flaw: scales ain't got no clutch. Say when he tried to convince that dame to give him her finances, those scales just failed to grip. And when it came to a brawl, Bobby's scales were about as practical as a chocolate fireguard. He was